The RZPN-verse Timeline
Especially for AlVal ... here's a timeline of events in The Saga Of Robot Zombie Pirate Ninja & The Super Freaks
1599: The Legend Begins...
In the year 1599, four important things happen:
- The Pirate Ninja sails East in search of treasure
- Captain Black, the Zombie Pirate, sails West in search of a cure for his disease
- Robot HIRO 3095 travels back in time to locate an ancient medallion of untold power
- All three adventurers meet each other on the shores of a mystic island - the home of the Saisei medallion. A battle ensues, Robot Hiro 3095 self-destructs blowing them all to smithereens, and then their remains are sucked into a time portal from the future.
Discovery City, 2005
In the year 2005, alien spaceships fill the night skies over Discovery City; the start of an intergalactic invasion.
However, a time portal appears on the city skyline and a hero from the future steps through: Robot Zombie Pirate Ninja!!!
RZPN swings into action, slaughtering the aliens and eating their brains. To show their gratitude (and to distract him from eating their brains) the people of Discovery City throw him a grand parade to celebrate.
Zombie Apocalypse In Discovery City
One week after the alien invasion attempt (oh, and let's not forget the attack of a Kaiju Crab), it's the grand opening of The Robot Zombie Pirate Ninja Gift Emporium!
Unfortunately, some of RZPN's DNA gets on the merch, and a zombie outbreak erupts on the streets of Discovery City.
... And just when you thought it was bad enough, the aliens return for Round Two!
Luckily, RZPN is able to persuade the zombie citizens to battle it out with the aliens (that sweet, sweet tasting alien grey matter 🤤), and after the aliens are defeated for a second time, RZPN fits the zombies with a cybernetic implant to suppress their taste for brains.
Super Freaks Assemble!
The order of events gets very confusing at this point... the whole franchise may or may not have been re-booted.
The Super Freaks attend a minor zombie outbreak at The Gift Emporium, which RZPN resolves by resetting their cybernetic implants. They throw a party to celebrate, but then a Kaiju Crab shows up (to collect his son, partying on a school night).
Little Man Rage - The Super Freaks' resident pint-sized pedant - boils over and explodes ... causing a massive plot hole to appear and start destroying Discovery City... again!
Luckily, a hero from another dimension appears: UNDEAD SAMURAI CYBORG WARRIOR!
He helps the Super Freaks mend the plot hole using a Head Cannon. Discovery City then becomes the centre of the universe, a place where anything can exist if you believe it hard enough .. and so, the city is renamed...
The City Of Discoveries
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The Fifth String
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The Search For The Heroes Of Discoveries
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