Welcome to the

Robot Zombie Pirate Ninja
Gift Emporium

"Fist in the air and his eye on the prize,
The greatest superhero that was ever devised,
T-shirts are available in every size,
So go ask your momma for some merchandise!"

Welcome to the Robot Zombie Pirate Ninja Online Gift Emporium, your one-stop shop for all official Robot Zombie Pirate Ninja and Super Freaks' merchandise.

This online shop is still very much a work-in-progress, but feel free to have a browse and/or hit the links below to listen to the RZPN soundtracks.

Super Freaks - Collector's Edition Tee Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	15.63
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ¹/₂
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ¹/₂
3XL	33	28	22.8
4XL	34	30	24.2
5XL	35	32	25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.